Matt: Pappa, when you're good then Jesus loves you. But if you're disobedient, then Jesus doesn't love you.
Me: Oh, Matt, you know, Jesus is soooo good, that he even loves us when we are disobedient.
Matt: No, when we are naughty, he doesn't love us.
Me: Matt, the whole story of the Bible tells us that when people are naughty, God still loves us.
Matt: No, the Bible says that Jesus doesn't love naughty people.
Me: Oh, my Bible says God always loves us. Which Bible says that God doesn't love naughty people?
Matt: The Bible of South Africa.